"'What do women want?' As though it's really mysterious. As though it's a big deal. All that women want is what anybody wants. You know, friendship and companionship and respect and a certain amount of leadership with submission and a kind of co-operation at all times and pre-emptive empathy and, you know, general telepathy. It's no big deal, is it? And then when these same questions are asked of men, 'What is it that men want,' you're always told that it's really very simple. You know, it's something like lingerie. Where historically there hasn't been a big demand for male lingerie from women because there's a limited amount you can do with male genitalia. There's a limited amount you can do with anything that looks like it's hanging out of the side of a shark's mouth. And it doesn't really matter if you put a velvet gown around it, it's not going to do the trick. We're told that this is what men want, lingerie, you know, for women to look like cakes. 'It's not enough that you want to be with me and love me. You must first be a French Fancy.' And women don't want that. Traditionally women have been attracted to uniforms. So it's not difficult to know what women want. Fascists, that's really what they're all after. Say what you like about Nazi Germany, they turned heads. Everywhere those stormtroopers went, 'Check him out before he kills us!' That happened a lot." Dylan Moran